Monday, November 24, 2008

Toleration of Dentists <--- a Detailed Study.

For the past two weeks, I have been summoned to an unfamiliar
chamber of torture, where I lay with my mouth open.
A green leprechaun troll will sharp tools will come to attend to my mouth.
For the past 2 weeks, he has extracted a total of 4 molars from my mouth.
During this period of agony and excrutiating pain, I have learned
how to deal with dentists.

They seem to suffer from great pain when I bit his thumb.
Thus, this is one of the well recommended tactics.
Another tactic, in the event of which his thumb does not enter your mouth,
I suggest that you whack his face with ur palm.
Should your parents suddenly stand behind you to watch your every move,
the last tactic is well recommended.
You shall scream as though you are dealt very
excrutiatingly, the kind of blood filled scream
or a shriek more rather.

The last tactic worked very well as it attracted attention.
Several dentists marched over to make sure
there was no emergency situation
and thus, it caused my dentist to slow down the process.

I hate my dentist now, but in 3 weeks
I have a very high chance of getting to wear my braces.
:D
Yippeeeeeeeeeeee



Oh yeah,
today I kinda confessed to Vivian and Veronica.
It was...NVM
lets just say that they didn't think its a big surprise.
I wonder if it's that obvious.
Oh well.

Oh and I wonder who that William human is.
That evil skally wag!
He said that Bryan knew perfectly well what sex is
and that it is purely his desire to have a sex conversation
with a member of the opposite sex.

William very obviously is an evil bugger
and we should all be aware of this scary human.
Justin said hes turning emo.
O_o?
confuzzled.

2 comments:

tifff =) said...

you CONFESSED something?
as in who you like?
oooo...

Ron said...

pretty obvious.... isn't it....
= =