Friday, November 14, 2008

I miss Jort! Evil dentist attacks!

The human finally decides to speak to me!
He was beign funny and he was telling
the humans on skype about how
*** feels "nice and pretty".

I hate school photos, man.
The dude in front of me kept playing with my skirt
and bryan wont stop aksing me
what "urges" are and what "endolphins" are.

Justin was standing at the back with the tall humans.
He looked bored, but somewhat triumphant.
Charles looked equally bored
and "Daway" was moving his head around.
Jin was so far from me, man...

Then, there was this ugly piece of human
who ran around tellng people to squish up together.
Ew, go away, u ugly piece of shit.

Oh and that evil dentist.
I was supposed to go to the winter far tomzz.
But that evil human said
"no no, ur mouth is too small for anything,
too small for braces, too small for winter fair.
no no, u have to come to my office and
we will play with ur mouth."
ew, what is wrong with him?

3 comments:

seeweed said...

haha u dint go to the winter fair...haha ur to short to sand in the tall people row...

Alfonzo Xavierez said...

nice one
oh right, the winter fair just sucked
only good thing was that I splatted david 3.5 times

Will I Am said...

lol Yvonne...Bryan knows most of these things, he's pretending. He just wants to feel what it's like for a chick to talk about sex to him. It turns him on and makes him horny.

And the winter fair rocked. Fabs is juz sad because he didn't get any action and he wasn't on idol.

And you prolly dunno who I am but I definitely know Bryan better than you. XD