Cute Guys are Gay

Isn't it just typical that the
perfect guy in the world
just happens to be gay?
I mean, okay, that's fine.
I'm used to seeing cute guys
and they are all either
taken, too old or gay.

Almost all gay guys are stunning.
If I were to stand next to a gay guy and
let another guy choose between the two of us
he'd go for the gay.
Defo.

Imagine a whole army of gay guys
stampeding through the grounds of Dulwich College,
I think I would have a knock out and
concuss in front of the bunch.
Their looks can kill.

And either ways, I'd prolly feel
like I'm in heaven to be honored to be
stepped on the face by the
godlike beauties.

So isn't it just perfect that
one of those gorgeous souls happen to be your friend?
And he happened to have said,
"Hey is that Viktor guy gay too?"

I mean, my universe just crashed into pieces
the second those words left
his perfect mouth.

I don't blame him to reckon that Viktor is
beautiful, i do too.
But, how can the walking art be
allowed in the law of mother nature, be gay?

Grr..

Jonas Brothers are gay. Drama Production.

This morning I was listening to some gay
Jonas Brothers song thing, and I was
inspecting their poster thing.

I've just discovered that they have their
own signature eyebrows.
They're abnormally thick and bold.

The eldest brother looks weird,
the youngest just looks freakish
and the middle guy is just gay.
No offence, but that guy has too
much blusher on.

Okay so Vivian, Jin, Rosie, and Andy
may be joining the Drama Production thing.
And if we're interested,
we shud go to Ms. Grimshaw tomorrow
and get the CD and a booklet of lyrics.

the second week when we come back from the holidays,
we shall audition the song of our choice
....
and Ms. Grimshaw shall acquisite us..
I think.
yeah.

I dun like singing..
But the idea of a Drama Prouction is
much too tempting.

wtf.
whad do I do now?
Oh well, I'm just gunna go get the CD
and decide if I fancy any of the songs..

Or I can drop the idea of it
and run away

..
plan 2 sounds good.

Haha My Dentist Didn't Touch Me

I went to the evil dentist yesterday
and he said that my night thing is working
but i didn't bring it
so he got a little pissed with me.

So all he did was play
around with my mouth.

Then I went home and I watched
Madagascar 2.
It's awesomeeeeeeee.

And I forgot to finish Jin's
signing book thing..
whoopdeedoo..

Then I was playing this wolf game thing
and I was smelling pee
and then there was more pee
and then there was pee everywhere
and then I found another wolf
and then that wolf became my wolf's
mate.

Hehe,
but for some reason
Jin adn teh others don't approve of sniffing pee
soo....yeah..

My Attempt to Bake Cookies

I tried to bake brownies today.
They were those Betty Crocker brownie mix
and my dad was supervising me in the event of which
i accidentally set fire anywhere.

I followed the instructions very carefully
until it was time i put it in the oven.
See, dear readers, the temperature thing was in farenheit
and my oven was in celsius.

so..
I kinda burnt it.
Well it wasn't a major catastrophe..
I could still eat the chocolate sauce and stuff.
but I kinda got caught trying to eat the chocolate saucey thing
so my mom went furious
and she said that I should go bake a new one and
leave the chocolate sauce alone.

So I went to bake a brownie thing with walnuts
and it is a sucess
i is bring to school tomorrow

Evil Mr. Wright...-___-

Mr. Wright is evil.
Today he played my Trench Video Diary thing
in front of the entire class.
And I didn't know he was gunna do that,
so I didn't bring my awesome jumpah with me.
So I didn't get to hide under anything.

So then he played it.
And humans laughed when I made my voice
go low and say "HaHaHa".
And they is think I am retarded now.

Evil human.
I shall add him to my list of bitten people.

Bitten Victims:
1) Justin
2) my Dentist
3) My sister
4)**ddy
5) Jack

Haha, suckahs!

My Gay Weekend

My weekend is so gay, man.
I was practically smothered with homework and shit.
And I couldn't even go to Jin's 2 hr awsum partay cuz i had too much homework.
And Vivian could go too.
So Veronica went, and she was like alone'ish.

Jin called me Saturay morning and she was all mad at me and stuff.
Then my parents went out with my sister to buy stuff
and I was home alone.
So I tried to film the first bit of my History vid project stuff.

And the first bit, I was like trying to make it look like I was
fixing up the camera and stuff.
And my stupid dog kept getting inside the shots.
And I can't even pretend that hes a white squirrel or something cuz he
was wearing clothes and pink stuff

So I had to refilm it like 5 times.
And my dog thot that I was retarded cuz I was talking to the camera.
Then my neighbour came out abnd he was like staring at me
wondering wtf im doing.
Then my dog was barking at him.
Haha.

But then the rest fo it was boring, cuz my editing thing sucks.
The clips were all 1.3mb and it wont fit into my editing thing.
So I got very gay and starting screaming.
Then my dog freaked out and peed on the grass.
He pees weird now,
he used to pee like a bitch,
but now he lifts his leg up.
wtf

Then we went for dinner with Audrey and Nick at Johnny Moo
and then we went to their house to play pool and drink red wine.
I dont like red wine.
It tastes horrendous.
I dun get how adults can take it.
They drink it like its so totally awsum,
but its not so totally awsum.
grrr.

I suck at Pool apparently.
I cant even hol the stick thng properly.
Grr.
And I also suck at breaking the ball.
The white ball goes "whheeee" and it bumps into the first ball,
and nothign moves.
wtf?

okay im bored now,
back to geography class..
byee

Toleration of Dentists <--- a Detailed Study.

For the past two weeks, I have been summoned to an unfamiliar
chamber of torture, where I lay with my mouth open.
A green leprechaun troll will sharp tools will come to attend to my mouth.
For the past 2 weeks, he has extracted a total of 4 molars from my mouth.
During this period of agony and excrutiating pain, I have learned
how to deal with dentists.

They seem to suffer from great pain when I bit his thumb.
Thus, this is one of the well recommended tactics.
Another tactic, in the event of which his thumb does not enter your mouth,
I suggest that you whack his face with ur palm.
Should your parents suddenly stand behind you to watch your every move,
the last tactic is well recommended.
You shall scream as though you are dealt very
excrutiatingly, the kind of blood filled scream
or a shriek more rather.

The last tactic worked very well as it attracted attention.
Several dentists marched over to make sure
there was no emergency situation
and thus, it caused my dentist to slow down the process.

I hate my dentist now, but in 3 weeks
I have a very high chance of getting to wear my braces.
:D
Yippeeeeeeeeeeee



Oh yeah,
today I kinda confessed to Vivian and Veronica.
It was...NVM
lets just say that they didn't think its a big surprise.
I wonder if it's that obvious.
Oh well.

Oh and I wonder who that William human is.
That evil skally wag!
He said that Bryan knew perfectly well what sex is
and that it is purely his desire to have a sex conversation
with a member of the opposite sex.

William very obviously is an evil bugger
and we should all be aware of this scary human.
Justin said hes turning emo.
O_o?
confuzzled.

I miss Jort! Evil dentist attacks!

The human finally decides to speak to me!
He was beign funny and he was telling
the humans on skype about how
*** feels "nice and pretty".

I hate school photos, man.
The dude in front of me kept playing with my skirt
and bryan wont stop aksing me
what "urges" are and what "endolphins" are.

Justin was standing at the back with the tall humans.
He looked bored, but somewhat triumphant.
Charles looked equally bored
and "Daway" was moving his head around.
Jin was so far from me, man...

Then, there was this ugly piece of human
who ran around tellng people to squish up together.
Ew, go away, u ugly piece of shit.

Oh and that evil dentist.
I was supposed to go to the winter far tomzz.
But that evil human said
"no no, ur mouth is too small for anything,
too small for braces, too small for winter fair.
no no, u have to come to my office and
we will play with ur mouth."
ew, what is wrong with him?

Good News or Bad news?

This has some relevance to the "incident" which i posted a few days ago.
So see, Justin was behaving rele weird today for some reason,
so I decided to ask my mom to lay off the poor guy.

Now now, readers, talking to my mom is a very difficult thing to do.
For one, she doesn't like it when I ask her for favors.
For another, she doesn't like it when I talk to her because my voice irritates her ears.

So I asked her, which sums up
one piece of bad news,
and another of good news.

Fair enough, my mom hates his guts,
and she still does.

The good news is that,
she actually decided to talk to me too :)

















Nahh, just kidding,
Justin is free!
He best learn his lesson though.

The Dentist dissed me.

Today, I went to the dentist
so he can tell me when I am to start braces
and if I need to extract anything.

And that evil troll told me
that I have a tiny mouth.
That little skally-wag.
Who does he think he is,
going around telling people
they have a tiny mouth?
I wanted to tell him
that his mouth is so big
it can eat up an entire table
in one go.

Luckily, i kept my "small" mouth shut.
Then, he told my dad that
I have to insert this blue rubber thingabob
between my teeth, so it can pull everything back
to create space.
Oh My God.
Does he think this is some kind of sick joke?
Way to crash my dreams of having braces earlier.

So now I have weird rubber things
between my back and 2nd molar.
And next week, I have
to wear this thing at night
so that my teeth can move
backwards to create more space
since my mouth is tiny.

And the evil dentist troll said
that I can't wear braces until
another 6 months
because my mouth is tiny.
But I get to wear four tiny brace things
if I have space.

Honestly, I dont get what his problem is.
Dude, creating "space" isn't exactly gunna help
my mouth grow bigger, okay?
It's only gunna make my jaw look
way out of proportion.
grrrrr...

"The little incident" - a detailed study

Ok, so see,
I added this really awesome picture of me and Jin on facebook.
It's soooooo awesome, man.
I photoshopped the eyeliners.
XD

Then, Justin got his fb account.
And he went through my pictures.
And, uhmm, he commented on them.
Then my mom saw the comments.
And she decided that he was evil.

So she kinda told him hes evil,
and my friend Gary told him to stop being evil.
Then he swore at my mom and told Gary that hes gay.
And, uhmm...
well, that isn't the kind of thing you're meant
to say to an adult.

So my mom got mad and she saved
all his comments.
And she told em that she wants to speak
to Dulwich humans about it.
So..yeah.

Mom is stll pretty worked up about it..
I wonder if she'll let the matter drop..

Evil humans

Here's an update:
apparently im a bisexual troll.
End
(too tired and lazy to add details)

Happy Halloween!! Dawei is emo. My dog is being weird.

Isn't it about time there's a law
stating that it is illegal for your dog
to fall in love with your classmate
and begin ignoring you?
Cuz my dog totally dissed me!

And the worst thing is he KNOWS
that he is dissing me.
Dude, that dog fell in love with
Dawei! WTF??!!
And he followed Dawei everywhere
and he ignored me, when I called him.
Dude! That's illegal!

But then, other humans came over
and he got scared,
so he opted for the
"Run to Mummy" option,
since Dawei didn't want to carry him.
So thats good.

TOTing was fun.
We put eyeliner on Dawei
(who had my dog resting on his leg)
He didn't like it,
but he let us do it anyways.
Good boy.

Dawei came earlier, so
he helped me make water balloons.
It was wayy beyond my interlect
to create water ballons,
therefore, he laughed at my
failure, and taught me how to do it.
How was I supposed to know that
the balloon holes were big enough to
go around the tap?

He then watched my dog sit and lie down
then he said that my dog was kinda stupid
and that his dog was big and smart.
WTF is his problem?
MY dog can be a model or something.
Hes gorgeous.

When we got back home,
Jin somehow told everyone that
my dad told her that I talked about Dawei in my sleep.
Which, by the way, is hardly true.
So whatever.

(I did once dream that he was kicking a
ball and it flew and hit a grizzly bear.
It came chasing us around, and
Dawei went to hide in the toilet...
then I forgot the rest)

Stuff

My dog is getting a rele bad habbit of peeing near the water feature.
He probably think's its a fountain of pee
and that it's a public sign for "toilet"
in his mind.
He always ends up getting caught by mom,
and mom calls him a nautii bum bum
then he has to get locked up for punishment.
Yes, dear readers,
my dog goes to jail.
Then my ayi has to go clean up the crime scene.

I wonder how my dog is gunna like Jin or Dawei.
They're coming over on Friday
to go trick or treating together.
Other people are coming too:
Audrey, Nick, Sean, Cristabella, and maybe this brown shawty
I forgot his name.
Justin was supposed to come, but he is "busy"

Anyways, my dog doesn't like strangers
especially male strangers for some reason,
hes a sexist dog, even though he is male.
I think he might be gay
or maybe he thinks he is transsexual.
And he also doesn't like people wearing trousers
or anything that covers ur legs
He thinks that they are socks, and he
will start biting it.
I don't think Dawei will like it if
he sees a fat dog chewing on his trousers.

I got a lot of homework today,
but surprisingly, i finished them
early.
So i'm happy.
Yeah.
And Justin said that he nearly dunked.
I personally think that he's gunna hurt himself
if he isnt careful.
whatever,
he's really happy about it.
He touched the rim 3 times
and hes hyper about it.

Oh yeah, I took Jin's pen home by accident
I wonder if she's gunna be mad..
She better not be...
Badminton tomorrow
no more swimming
yay!

Voodoo Dolls

Verbal abuse : My parents want to sue my piano teacher

Uhmm, yeah, they kinda do.
So see, I have this problem with my fingers
and I can't keep the timing right for some reason.
Then, the evil bitch started screaming
like a wild banshee.
So my parents came in and they
told her that she was verbally abusing me
and she freaked out.
Hahahaha!
Thats for messing around with me, u evil
unqualified incompetent piece of shit
hahahahah!!!

So now my parents want me
to carry my cell phone everywhere
so i can call them to contact a lawyer
and they said that my piano teacher
is evil and i must stay away from her.
They also moved me to a different piano school.
LMFAO!

Peace at once

Peace
Alas, all harm and violence have come to a halt, and all have come together as one. And who do we have to thank for? Perhaps the whole of Dulwich College Shanghai.
Warning gave out that the Daweiian Islands will join the legion of Bryano Yata and Justina Quacano Ayi, who nearly broke up a few days ago. Peace was made, and the leading democratic figures swore to no wars.
Within 5 days, bombs and terrorising objects were silenced, and stopped once for all. Such happened as the top democratic figures marched themseves upon a journey that changed the history of 9ML forever.
Such journey is well known as the Year 9 Gui Zhou trip, and all powerful priests, sirs and ladies, knights and soldiers, Princes and Kings, Rich dominatory maidens, et cetera were present in this overnight stay.
A more detailed piece of information will be published soon...

Bryan to join Yvonno Furballia? Bryan thereatens Justin. Daweiian Islands to fall out soon.

Another attack sends Justin into a huge dilemma: "I will join Yvonne's alliance."
Bryan says to Justin in fear that he will post more personal details on the Internet. Justin swore he would do no such thing, but Bryan is still on his toes. Yvonno Furballia is extremely excited to hear these news, and in waiting for her empire growth. Geez, talk about greedy.

Daweiian Islands is in shreds and may fall out of the War soon. Ears are wide open and waiting for his plea for peace. Many are suggesting for him to find alliance immediately. Jinia and Povedano are keeping quiet in the war, but all teams are well prepared for any further unforeseen attacks.

Rumors are spreading fast that Veronicano may not remain neutral for long. Apparently her country is very much disturbed and upsetted with the war going on near her venue.

The Legion of Bryano Yata - Justina Quacano Ayi??!!

"I prolly leave the Legion" says Bryan

The sudden claim by Bryan caused shock to the public, and we thought that they were going to be an equal match to the Yvonno Furballia empire. Sudden gasps were expressed and everyone was shocked to hear the event of such catastrophe.

Rumor has it that Justin has threatened to post personal details of Bryan on the internet, Felling threatened and worried about his personal privacy, Bryan informed Justin that he will have to leave the legion.

the question: Is Yvonno Furballia to dominate all? Surely the diabolical yet democratic figure will not touch the dominatory status of the war? Reports recently added that she has signed yet another alliance with Vivianno who had savaged Bryano Yata just days ago.

Should the truce break, Justin will most probably sign an alliance with the Daweiian Islands. He, recently, had claimed that he follows Yvonno Furballia's suggestions in his post "Poo" which speaks a thorough description of excretion. Should he and Justin form a new alliance, will he betray it?

Rumors also mouthed hints that Fabiano will be leaving Yvonno Furballia's alliance. Alas, will this make any impact on her with having Vivianno, Kangano BibBi, and new member, Daminia in her alliance? Will ther be a new alliance, strong enough to overcome her power?
To be updated soon.

War update. Scariest thing I've ever seen : Adam Anderson.

The scariest thing I've seen:
3rd place:

Adam Anderson

2nd Place :

Yee Juenne

1st place:

Justina Quacano Ayi

War update:

lets see....

Yvonno Furballia attacked Justina Quacano Ayi this morning

Justina Quacano Ayi strikes back

Anonymous attacked Yvonno Furballia and Daweiian Islands

United LiLaoShi States dissed Yvonno Furballia

Yvonno Furballia attacked Justina Quacano Ayi

Yvonno Furballia and Vivianno joined forces

Vivianno attacks Bryano Yata

Bryano Yata defends

Yvonno Furballia strikes Bryano Yata

Yvonno Furballia signs alliance with Daminia

Daminia attacks Justina Quacano Ayi

He strikes Back

She strikes back

They are at arm's race.

Quote of the day:

"Damini says: :tlel him to go shovfe his cup of tea rite up his arse!"

War!

War report: 9ML'ian Great War 2008

Alas, our biggest fear have been realised. The Great War finally breaks out in 2008, October.
Here are the involved individuals:

Jinia VS Yvonno Furballia - Fabiano - Kangano BibBi VS Legion of Bryano Yata - Justina Quacano Ayi VS Daweiian Islands VS Povedanoia VS Charlieffen von Gayienna

Events that led to this war (chronologically):
Bryan and Justin joined forces
Justina Quacano Ayi attacks Charlieffen von Gayienna
Charlieffen von Gayienna is on defence
Justina Quacano Ayi has left Charlieffen von Gayienna on weak end
Charlieffen von Gayienna attacks Justina Quacano Ayi
Jinia won a class game against Fabiano
Povedanoia suggested diabolical actions to Yvonno Furballia against Jinia
Yvonno Furballia accepts
Yvonno Furballia attacks Jinia and Justina Quacano Ayi
Bryano Yata virtually assaulted Kangano BibBi
Kangano BibBi and Yvonno Furballia joined forces
Justina Quacano Ayi attacks Yvonno Furballia and the Daweiian Islands
Yvonno Furballia strikes back
Justina Quacano Ayi attacks - leading to another join of forces : Fabiano join Yvonno Furballia
Jinia attacks Yvonno Furballia
Jinia acknowledges of rival Povedanoia
Bryano Yata and Justina Quacano Ayi team up on both Yvonno Furballia and Daweiian Islands
Kangano BibBi attacks Justina Quacano Ayi
Bryano Yata disses Fabiano
Yvonno Furballia strikes back
Bryano Yata retreats and dug trenches
Justina Quacano Ayi attacks Yvonno Furballia and Daweiian Islands viciously
Peace is made between Justina Quacano Ayi - Bryano Yata and Daweiian Islands
Daweiian Islands attacks Yvonno Furballia
Justina Quacano Ayi is deciding to break the alliance with Bryano Yata
Justina Quacano Ayi - Bryano Yata abandoned Daweiian Islands


To be updated tomorrow.

Exams. Yata is clueless. Gui Zhou. Quaca has found new love. Breakout war.

Okay, humans.
Lots and lots to go through.
First and foremost, my sincere apologies for this late post.

Reason being: I had 4 tests this week.
Science, French, Maths and History.
I think I passed French.
I got 90% for science.
I can't say much for maths and history, though.

Just 10 minutes ago, Yata (formerly known as Bryan)
just announced that he doesn't know much of the
woman anatomy.
Such details include his lack of knowledge of "periods".
I am much prepared to educate him.

Charles is turning gay man. Today,
he asked Quaca (formerly known as Justin or Justina)
where his waist is.
And dude, he wont stop touching Quaca.
Thats wrong
I mean, ok fine there frens,
but still.
Its wrongg.

I have to go to Gui Zhou next week.
And apparently I would much rather go to Beijing,
LIKE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO!
Why, you ask.
WELL OBVIOUSLY CUZ WE'LL HAVE
PROPER TOILETS THERE!
And apparently, we're gunna be sleeping over
at a villager's house.
I'm not as concerned about sleeping at someone's house
than i am with toilets, but its kinda scary.

13 OCTOBER.
SHANGHAI.Justin has found new love, reports said.
The teenaged basketballer has been found
with another young girl fairly often this month.
Although Justin has declined to comment,
reporter say that the young girl is from his class
perhaps the same age or younger.
Her identity is unknown but names of
Jen, and Jennifer have been popping up.
She is rumored to also be Singaporean.
Justin, 1.7m, has also recently lost
his reputation for missing hoops this week.
"I don't know. I think I just got to focus more."
quoted the basketballer.
Focus on what, Ace? Rumors has it that
Justin is going through stress from
his college, Dulwich College.
Reporter say that the teenager will be
tested in Math, Science, French and History
subjects this week.
Best of Luck, Ace!
WRITTEN BY SHANNON HERTZOG

Due to hostility and tension between the
9ML'ian individuals, I sense that a War is about to break out.
I think the war of Jinia-Fabian is already on.
Bryan and Justin signed the alliance thingy
so now they are the Legion of Bryano Yata-Justina Quacano
They are building up tension against
Daweian, war might begin there.
Chances of a war on two fronts for the legion is possible
as Yvonno has also been attacked through effects of
the invasion of Dawei'an.
Bryano Yata is causing conflicts against Kangana BibBi
and war may begin there.
Justina Quacana has also attacked Charlieffen von gayienna
and war may break out there as well.
No further attacks are included, but
9ML has recently been rated the top 10
most dangerous areas in the world.
Please be careful.

Here is a clip that evidently shows Justin causing distraught in class

Justina : 3 Yvonne: 0

As you see in the scoreboard, I gots seriously pwned by Justina. Dude, this is soooo unfair, especially since I keep forgetting to bring my water pistol to school. I am waayyy into vengeance now. I know I've said somewhere that this is diabolical and evil and of all unpure and sinful. Burn to that. Justina is an exception.

Therefore, I shall attack him with a water pistol tomorrow.

Treaty of Bryano-Justina. Splitting things into two. Kangan's unforeseen love.

Okay, lots to talk about,
but first things first.
I am lawfully divorced frm Dawei
and I am fairly pleased with it.

But we come down to a rule:
Whats mine was once yours
Therefore we have to divide everything
...
What kind of gay sick joke is that?
I did not swear my oath to marriage
neither did i say I do.

Whilst on the other side of the world,
peace has come to settle
the lives of Bryan and Justin.
Congratulations to them!
They've also signed the treaty of Bryano-Justina.
Meaning that they come to no harm
of each other.
Let peace dominate the world!
http://byrumors.blogspot.com/2008/10/peace-has-been-made.html
Link to the action of peace-making

Now, we travel towards the gossiping regions
of Kangan.
We lead only one question:
Just exactly who does she fancy?
Kangan has denied to comment
and thus denied names.
Justin was one of the most common
subject at the tip of those tongues.
Should this lead to yet another war
between Justin and another individual?

Alors, lendermain je dois aller au collége!

Salut!

J'ai beacoup des devoirs!!
Je deteste mon proffesseurs.

Justin est un fil de pute.
Aujourd'hui, il a écrit un paragraphe
de Jin et Bryan. Il a parlé Jin et Bryan a tombent amoureux

pff..
Il est très enfantant.

Bryan deteste de Justin, après le incident.
Je ne comprends pas. C'est un plaisanter, oui?
Alors, Justin est le troule de cul.

My dog is getting fat.

My dog is getting fat.
No lie.
So at the start of last week,
I took it out and we go jogging.
Normally, he gets tired after
20 minutes, wtv.
He did slim down a bit.

So the contradictory thing is that
this morning, I caught my mom giving him
a bowl of bacon strips.

DUDE he's only gunna get fatter!

MCR - Tribute to World War? Justin is a leprechaun.

Hello beautiful munchkins!
Last night I had my ear phones plugged into my head
with My Chemical Romance belting into my ears.
They were singing Mama and I was
trying to find out wtf they are going on about.

Turns out they were singing about World War.
The 1st person's gone to fight
and he's writing home to his mom.
His mom cries everyday in fear of the worst.
He writes about how unholy the event is

Simple explanation:
You kill -- you go to hell
You kill tons of people ---straight to hell
In the event of a world war,
you're bound to kill quite a few people.
Therefore, you're destined to go to hell.
There is also a large fraction of chance
that you get killed pretty soon.

Justin is a Leprechaun

Honestly, people have GOT to stop using the word human.
MY WORD
Lay off okay?
I have decided to call Justin a leprechaun.
I realise this contradicts his physical appearance

eg) He is not short.
He is not green.

And therefore, I have to go through a dilusional conversation with myself.

J&B Wedding Planner Company.

Dear readers,
I have been savegely attacked.
Please scrutinise the follwoing conversation:

[PM 9:25:23] jin. says: grrr
[PM 9:25:27] jin. says: i need a normal pic of u
[PM 9:25:31] jin. says: pleasee
[PM 9:25:33] jin. says: not photoshoped

[PM 9:27:33] jin. says: yvonne: u call that pic normal?
[PM 9:27:38] jin. says: seriously?

[PM 9:27:46] WHOS YOUR DADDY?! says: yes
[PM 9:27:48] WHOS YOUR DADDY?! says: it is normal
[PM 9:27:53] WHOS YOUR DADDY?! says: un photoshopped
[PM 9:28:01] WHOS YOUR DADDY?! says: okay fine, i'll look for another

[PM 9:28:03] jin. says: another one where ur looking at the camera might help
[PM 9:28:05] jin. says: thank you
[PM 9:28:07] jin. says: ily
[PM 9:29:11] jin. says: YAYY
[PM 9:29:12] jin. says: thank you

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Completely safe, trust me.

http://chocolate-candee.blogspot.com/

Sympathy is much appreciated.

Je deteste mon proffesor de piano

Okay, I'm just about to give up on my french now.
So, i had piano tuition today,
and my teacher was being all weird on me.
She started talking to me in chinese
and i'm like "Wot?"

Okayy, and Jin is getting back at me for the
Dawei + Jin = CUTE
thing. She's giving hard attempts to
get a picture of me and Dawei
thus making a "wedding picture"

Double you tee eff? Oh yeah, Justin got a new bike.
And I'm sitting here reading all of it,
shit im jealous.
I can't even ride a bike.
wtf.
I mean I can, but like with training wheels and stuff.
Who doesn't know how to do that?

Pff, whatever, I'm getting pissed now.
I shall ask my ayi to teach me how to ride a bike.
I think we have one in the garage somewhere...

I wonder what I shall do for Halloween.
Maybe I can invite Jin and Kangan,
maybe the whole class,
and go trick or treating together.
Shud I ask Ms. Li too?
Or maybe I shud forget the entire idea
and buy some water balloons.
Then, I'll got pelt those people with it.
If they get mad, I'll give them chocolate.

My dog is turning fat.

Love you babes
xxx!

Viktor is voted badly

Excuse me?

Look, humans, you cannot just randomly vote him bad, okay?
He's hawte.

hmph.
whatever.

love you bitches.

War on Two Fronts

Definition: To have to make war with two countries at one time.

So check it out, man. We got (lets call him FBs) on the A team.
We got the ladies on the B team
And we got the pretential sycophantic "frens" of his on the C team.

Scientific explanation:
Attack
B team + C team -----------------> A team

See? The game plan works! Too bad in reality, people are wayyy too nice to even bother looking at my plan sheet.

Let's talk about something else then,
We shall talk about...oh yes, Games this morning.
So see, little noob suckers like me need to be intensely forced into being in the B team.
Not that I mind, I'm relieved.

Here's the scoresheet for Howard B

Howard VS Wing ---> Wing won.
Howard VS Shackleton ----> Shackleton won.

So..yeah.
Peace,
Love you babes
xx

btw, Jin DID kill me. I'm only lucky the other one didn't find out.

Why the name "Fabio" spells out trouble.

Today was an exceptionally disgusting day.
Here's a simple scenario for your scrutiny:
8:20 AM -- French Class
8:23 AM --Forgot my french books in the locker
8:40 AM -- PE : Swimming
8:43 AM --Attempt of pretend tummy sickness - failure
8:50 AM -- Butterfly stroke
9:15 AM -- On the way back to school
9:16 AM -- Fabio swore an expletive to Jin

Normally, you do NOT let your innocent friends get yelled at by repulsive bystanders. Nuh-uh. And dude, you should see how he physically assaulted people:
1) Bryan - constant attempt of ripping head off and bruising of arms and neck
2) Dawei - slapping of legs

Okay, enuff about him or I shall suffer a miserable death shud he find out. Let's talk about..Jin.
She's like going crazy now cuz she thinks that Bryan hates her guts. No offence, honey, but Bryan is too nice to even understand what "hate" means. But, y'know, its not a nice feeling if you think someone hates you. Cud kill your endolphins, or as i say, killing your buzz.

I think Justin is mad at me for making him do extra homework.. :P
But it's not entirely my fault..kinda..
He still gets extra points for science...
Oh well, his problem.

I know this is kinda getting off topic, but to add to the randomness, I was trying to be optimistic today. I have decided that Dawei and Jin look cute together. hehe. ..They;re gunna kill me now that I typed that.

Gah we have like 4 tests coming up next week. Ew! That is just gunna burn our brains! I don't have a life this weekend.
Monday:
Tuesday: Possibly French
Wednesday: Science
Thursday: Maths

AND we have a possible history test. I seriously have NO LIFE this weekend. Gahh! Evil humans. This is torture!!