Cute Guys are Gay

Isn't it just typical that the
perfect guy in the world
just happens to be gay?
I mean, okay, that's fine.
I'm used to seeing cute guys
and they are all either
taken, too old or gay.

Almost all gay guys are stunning.
If I were to stand next to a gay guy and
let another guy choose between the two of us
he'd go for the gay.
Defo.

Imagine a whole army of gay guys
stampeding through the grounds of Dulwich College,
I think I would have a knock out and
concuss in front of the bunch.
Their looks can kill.

And either ways, I'd prolly feel
like I'm in heaven to be honored to be
stepped on the face by the
godlike beauties.

So isn't it just perfect that
one of those gorgeous souls happen to be your friend?
And he happened to have said,
"Hey is that Viktor guy gay too?"

I mean, my universe just crashed into pieces
the second those words left
his perfect mouth.

I don't blame him to reckon that Viktor is
beautiful, i do too.
But, how can the walking art be
allowed in the law of mother nature, be gay?

Grr..