Cute Guys are Gay

Isn't it just typical that the
perfect guy in the world
just happens to be gay?
I mean, okay, that's fine.
I'm used to seeing cute guys
and they are all either
taken, too old or gay.

Almost all gay guys are stunning.
If I were to stand next to a gay guy and
let another guy choose between the two of us
he'd go for the gay.
Defo.

Imagine a whole army of gay guys
stampeding through the grounds of Dulwich College,
I think I would have a knock out and
concuss in front of the bunch.
Their looks can kill.

And either ways, I'd prolly feel
like I'm in heaven to be honored to be
stepped on the face by the
godlike beauties.

So isn't it just perfect that
one of those gorgeous souls happen to be your friend?
And he happened to have said,
"Hey is that Viktor guy gay too?"

I mean, my universe just crashed into pieces
the second those words left
his perfect mouth.

I don't blame him to reckon that Viktor is
beautiful, i do too.
But, how can the walking art be
allowed in the law of mother nature, be gay?

Grr..

Jonas Brothers are gay. Drama Production.

This morning I was listening to some gay
Jonas Brothers song thing, and I was
inspecting their poster thing.

I've just discovered that they have their
own signature eyebrows.
They're abnormally thick and bold.

The eldest brother looks weird,
the youngest just looks freakish
and the middle guy is just gay.
No offence, but that guy has too
much blusher on.

Okay so Vivian, Jin, Rosie, and Andy
may be joining the Drama Production thing.
And if we're interested,
we shud go to Ms. Grimshaw tomorrow
and get the CD and a booklet of lyrics.

the second week when we come back from the holidays,
we shall audition the song of our choice
....
and Ms. Grimshaw shall acquisite us..
I think.
yeah.

I dun like singing..
But the idea of a Drama Prouction is
much too tempting.

wtf.
whad do I do now?
Oh well, I'm just gunna go get the CD
and decide if I fancy any of the songs..

Or I can drop the idea of it
and run away

..
plan 2 sounds good.

Haha My Dentist Didn't Touch Me

I went to the evil dentist yesterday
and he said that my night thing is working
but i didn't bring it
so he got a little pissed with me.

So all he did was play
around with my mouth.

Then I went home and I watched
Madagascar 2.
It's awesomeeeeeeee.

And I forgot to finish Jin's
signing book thing..
whoopdeedoo..

Then I was playing this wolf game thing
and I was smelling pee
and then there was more pee
and then there was pee everywhere
and then I found another wolf
and then that wolf became my wolf's
mate.

Hehe,
but for some reason
Jin adn teh others don't approve of sniffing pee
soo....yeah..

My Attempt to Bake Cookies

I tried to bake brownies today.
They were those Betty Crocker brownie mix
and my dad was supervising me in the event of which
i accidentally set fire anywhere.

I followed the instructions very carefully
until it was time i put it in the oven.
See, dear readers, the temperature thing was in farenheit
and my oven was in celsius.

so..
I kinda burnt it.
Well it wasn't a major catastrophe..
I could still eat the chocolate sauce and stuff.
but I kinda got caught trying to eat the chocolate saucey thing
so my mom went furious
and she said that I should go bake a new one and
leave the chocolate sauce alone.

So I went to bake a brownie thing with walnuts
and it is a sucess
i is bring to school tomorrow

Evil Mr. Wright...-___-

Mr. Wright is evil.
Today he played my Trench Video Diary thing
in front of the entire class.
And I didn't know he was gunna do that,
so I didn't bring my awesome jumpah with me.
So I didn't get to hide under anything.

So then he played it.
And humans laughed when I made my voice
go low and say "HaHaHa".
And they is think I am retarded now.

Evil human.
I shall add him to my list of bitten people.

Bitten Victims:
1) Justin
2) my Dentist
3) My sister
4)**ddy
5) Jack

Haha, suckahs!

My Gay Weekend

My weekend is so gay, man.
I was practically smothered with homework and shit.
And I couldn't even go to Jin's 2 hr awsum partay cuz i had too much homework.
And Vivian could go too.
So Veronica went, and she was like alone'ish.

Jin called me Saturay morning and she was all mad at me and stuff.
Then my parents went out with my sister to buy stuff
and I was home alone.
So I tried to film the first bit of my History vid project stuff.

And the first bit, I was like trying to make it look like I was
fixing up the camera and stuff.
And my stupid dog kept getting inside the shots.
And I can't even pretend that hes a white squirrel or something cuz he
was wearing clothes and pink stuff

So I had to refilm it like 5 times.
And my dog thot that I was retarded cuz I was talking to the camera.
Then my neighbour came out abnd he was like staring at me
wondering wtf im doing.
Then my dog was barking at him.
Haha.

But then the rest fo it was boring, cuz my editing thing sucks.
The clips were all 1.3mb and it wont fit into my editing thing.
So I got very gay and starting screaming.
Then my dog freaked out and peed on the grass.
He pees weird now,
he used to pee like a bitch,
but now he lifts his leg up.
wtf

Then we went for dinner with Audrey and Nick at Johnny Moo
and then we went to their house to play pool and drink red wine.
I dont like red wine.
It tastes horrendous.
I dun get how adults can take it.
They drink it like its so totally awsum,
but its not so totally awsum.
grrr.

I suck at Pool apparently.
I cant even hol the stick thng properly.
Grr.
And I also suck at breaking the ball.
The white ball goes "whheeee" and it bumps into the first ball,
and nothign moves.
wtf?

okay im bored now,
back to geography class..
byee

Toleration of Dentists <--- a Detailed Study.

For the past two weeks, I have been summoned to an unfamiliar
chamber of torture, where I lay with my mouth open.
A green leprechaun troll will sharp tools will come to attend to my mouth.
For the past 2 weeks, he has extracted a total of 4 molars from my mouth.
During this period of agony and excrutiating pain, I have learned
how to deal with dentists.

They seem to suffer from great pain when I bit his thumb.
Thus, this is one of the well recommended tactics.
Another tactic, in the event of which his thumb does not enter your mouth,
I suggest that you whack his face with ur palm.
Should your parents suddenly stand behind you to watch your every move,
the last tactic is well recommended.
You shall scream as though you are dealt very
excrutiatingly, the kind of blood filled scream
or a shriek more rather.

The last tactic worked very well as it attracted attention.
Several dentists marched over to make sure
there was no emergency situation
and thus, it caused my dentist to slow down the process.

I hate my dentist now, but in 3 weeks
I have a very high chance of getting to wear my braces.
:D
Yippeeeeeeeeeeee



Oh yeah,
today I kinda confessed to Vivian and Veronica.
It was...NVM
lets just say that they didn't think its a big surprise.
I wonder if it's that obvious.
Oh well.

Oh and I wonder who that William human is.
That evil skally wag!
He said that Bryan knew perfectly well what sex is
and that it is purely his desire to have a sex conversation
with a member of the opposite sex.

William very obviously is an evil bugger
and we should all be aware of this scary human.
Justin said hes turning emo.
O_o?
confuzzled.