Andrew Huston reminds me of Simon Cowell

Another specimen of one who is strongly
critical towards me would be Andrew Huston.
This species of human can only be described as one
breed of his own.

Huston is previously infamous for addressing
me as a popular character in a popular movie:
Darth Vader. Reasons are due to the
metallic helmet fitted on his
head. In Huston's opinion, my hair has an uncanny appearance
in comparison to the helmet.

Today's arguments:
AH: Let me in the bus!
DV[Darth Vader]: No.
AH: Move, you stupid darth vader thing!
DV: uhmm..Password please?
AH: -groans- grr. I'll just wait here cuz ur gunna let me in anyways
DV: I will not.
AH: Yes you will because your seat is over there.
DV: I could..move?
AH:Yes you can move outta my way
DV: nuh-uh
AH: you do realise that I play rugby right?
Audrey: Andrew move ur big fat ass
AH: I cant because Darth Vader here is blocking me
Audrey: Yvonne can you move for Andrew to get his ass outta my face?
DV: Fine.

DV: -sticking tongue out at neighbour-
Neighbour: -sticking tongue out back-
AH: Dude! IMMATURE!
DV:-stops stickign tongue out-
AH: Dude, he's like FOUR! And you're sticking ur tongue out at him!
DV: I dont like him.
AH: I can see how he does not like you. Now, you're coming with me to apologise
Audrey: hahahhahaha
DV: ew no.