Cute Guys are Gay

Isn't it just typical that the
perfect guy in the world
just happens to be gay?
I mean, okay, that's fine.
I'm used to seeing cute guys
and they are all either
taken, too old or gay.

Almost all gay guys are stunning.
If I were to stand next to a gay guy and
let another guy choose between the two of us
he'd go for the gay.
Defo.

Imagine a whole army of gay guys
stampeding through the grounds of Dulwich College,
I think I would have a knock out and
concuss in front of the bunch.
Their looks can kill.

And either ways, I'd prolly feel
like I'm in heaven to be honored to be
stepped on the face by the
godlike beauties.

So isn't it just perfect that
one of those gorgeous souls happen to be your friend?
And he happened to have said,
"Hey is that Viktor guy gay too?"

I mean, my universe just crashed into pieces
the second those words left
his perfect mouth.

I don't blame him to reckon that Viktor is
beautiful, i do too.
But, how can the walking art be
allowed in the law of mother nature, be gay?

Grr..

Jonas Brothers are gay. Drama Production.

This morning I was listening to some gay
Jonas Brothers song thing, and I was
inspecting their poster thing.

I've just discovered that they have their
own signature eyebrows.
They're abnormally thick and bold.

The eldest brother looks weird,
the youngest just looks freakish
and the middle guy is just gay.
No offence, but that guy has too
much blusher on.

Okay so Vivian, Jin, Rosie, and Andy
may be joining the Drama Production thing.
And if we're interested,
we shud go to Ms. Grimshaw tomorrow
and get the CD and a booklet of lyrics.

the second week when we come back from the holidays,
we shall audition the song of our choice
....
and Ms. Grimshaw shall acquisite us..
I think.
yeah.

I dun like singing..
But the idea of a Drama Prouction is
much too tempting.

wtf.
whad do I do now?
Oh well, I'm just gunna go get the CD
and decide if I fancy any of the songs..

Or I can drop the idea of it
and run away

..
plan 2 sounds good.

Haha My Dentist Didn't Touch Me

I went to the evil dentist yesterday
and he said that my night thing is working
but i didn't bring it
so he got a little pissed with me.

So all he did was play
around with my mouth.

Then I went home and I watched
Madagascar 2.
It's awesomeeeeeeee.

And I forgot to finish Jin's
signing book thing..
whoopdeedoo..

Then I was playing this wolf game thing
and I was smelling pee
and then there was more pee
and then there was pee everywhere
and then I found another wolf
and then that wolf became my wolf's
mate.

Hehe,
but for some reason
Jin adn teh others don't approve of sniffing pee
soo....yeah..

My Attempt to Bake Cookies

I tried to bake brownies today.
They were those Betty Crocker brownie mix
and my dad was supervising me in the event of which
i accidentally set fire anywhere.

I followed the instructions very carefully
until it was time i put it in the oven.
See, dear readers, the temperature thing was in farenheit
and my oven was in celsius.

so..
I kinda burnt it.
Well it wasn't a major catastrophe..
I could still eat the chocolate sauce and stuff.
but I kinda got caught trying to eat the chocolate saucey thing
so my mom went furious
and she said that I should go bake a new one and
leave the chocolate sauce alone.

So I went to bake a brownie thing with walnuts
and it is a sucess
i is bring to school tomorrow

Evil Mr. Wright...-___-

Mr. Wright is evil.
Today he played my Trench Video Diary thing
in front of the entire class.
And I didn't know he was gunna do that,
so I didn't bring my awesome jumpah with me.
So I didn't get to hide under anything.

So then he played it.
And humans laughed when I made my voice
go low and say "HaHaHa".
And they is think I am retarded now.

Evil human.
I shall add him to my list of bitten people.

Bitten Victims:
1) Justin
2) my Dentist
3) My sister
4)**ddy
5) Jack

Haha, suckahs!